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sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

az tök király szám..

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pengebacsi:

kolléganőm: basszameg kurvára elegem van már!
én: mi a baj?
kolléganőm: ma mindenki engem baszogat közben meg éppen menstruálok.
én: dehát a lányok nem is menstruálnak :((

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hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

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szembogar:

laughhard:

Since we’re on psychedelic cat shirts, here is one my aunt accidentally got me for Christmas last year. Bonus crazy uncle in the background.

nincs benne hiba